Author: Jessica St. Clair

Quotes

Darius Rucker is straight up the most charming, handsome man you have ever met in your entire life.

Darius Rucker is straight up the most charming, handsome man you have ever met in your entire life.

- Jessica St. Clair

What best friends do so well is they just waste time.

What best friends do so well is they just waste time.

- Jessica St. Clair

It's very hard to fake. When you see Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig in 'Bridesmaids,' you can tell they really love each other.

It's very hard to fake. When you see Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig in 'Bridesmaids,' you can tell they really love each other.

- Jessica St. Clair

A lot of comedy on television has a reserve to it, and it's a little too cool for school.

A lot of comedy on television has a reserve to it, and it's a little too cool for school.

- Jessica St. Clair

I remember watching 'I Love Lucy' from an early age, 'Laverne & Shirley.'

I remember watching 'I Love Lucy' from an early age, 'Laverne & Shirley.'

- Jessica St. Clair

My parents sold my childhood home, and I literally was 35 years old, but I cried for, like, two and a half weeks. Like, openly wailed.

My parents sold my childhood home, and I literally was 35 years old, but I cried for, like, two and a half weeks. Like, openly wailed.

- Jessica St. Clair

I've been trying to cram myself down the throats of America for a longer time than I care to remember.

I've been trying to cram myself down the throats of America for a longer time than I care to remember.

- Jessica St. Clair

I've been in the emergency room for food poisoning.

I've been in the emergency room for food poisoning.

- Jessica St. Clair

I was so flat-chested in high school that I thought I'd better be funny if guys were going to like me.

I was so flat-chested in high school that I thought I'd better be funny if guys were going to like me.

- Jessica St. Clair

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