Author: Jim Davis

Quotes

My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.

My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.

- Jim Davis

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

- Jim Davis

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

- Jim Davis

I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek.

I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek.

- Jim Davis

We live in a time where we're made to feel guilty about overeating, oversleeping, and not exercising. Garfield not only does all that, but he doesn't apologize for it.

We live in a time where we're made to feel guilty about overeating, oversleeping, and not exercising. Garfield not only does all that, but he doesn't apologize for it.

- Jim Davis

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

- Jim Davis

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