Author: Jim Gaffigan

Quotes

No one goes into standup to make money. The frustration and rejection are just too much.

No one goes into standup to make money. The frustration and rejection are just too much.

- Jim Gaffigan

I just want to be known as funny.

I just want to be known as funny.

- Jim Gaffigan

Manhattan's probably one of the bluest parts in the country, and Indiana's definitely one of the redder states. I have sympathy for both sides.

Manhattan's probably one of the bluest parts in the country, and Indiana's definitely one of the redder states. I have sympathy for both sides.

- Jim Gaffigan

All I want to do is be a good dad, but I'm pretty bad at it.

All I want to do is be a good dad, but I'm pretty bad at it.

- Jim Gaffigan

Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.

Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.

- Jim Gaffigan

There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think.

There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think.

- Jim Gaffigan

I would say some of the food I talk about that I really enjoy, like cake and bacon, I eat a lot less than I portray in my act. But that stuff that I dislike, it's pretty sincere.

I would say some of the food I talk about that I really enjoy, like cake and bacon, I eat a lot less than I portray in my act. But that stuff that I dislike, it's pretty sincere.

- Jim Gaffigan

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