Author: Jimmy Fallon

Quotes

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.

- Jimmy Fallon

You only think of the best comeback when you leave.

You only think of the best comeback when you leave.

- Jimmy Fallon

Everyone looks so much better when they smile.

Everyone looks so much better when they smile.

- Jimmy Fallon

Thank you, yard sales, for being the perfect way to say to your neighbors: 'We think we're important enough to charge money for our garbage.'

Thank you, yard sales, for being the perfect way to say to your neighbors: 'We think we're important enough to charge money for our garbage.'

- Jimmy Fallon

Thank you... fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports.

Thank you... fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports.

- Jimmy Fallon

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice.

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice.

- Jimmy Fallon

I like video games, I like tech, I like being positive.

I like video games, I like tech, I like being positive.

- Jimmy Fallon

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food.

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food.

- Jimmy Fallon

We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses for 86 years, you're a pretty good fan. You don't have to win everything to be a fan of something.

We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses for 86 years, you're a pretty good fan. You don't have to win everything to be a fan of something.

- Jimmy Fallon

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