Author: Joe Bob Briggs

Quotes

Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.

Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.

- Joe Bob Briggs

Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action.

Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action.

- Joe Bob Briggs

The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.

The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.

- Joe Bob Briggs

There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.

There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.

- Joe Bob Briggs

Faith is like a kernel of wheat.

Faith is like a kernel of wheat.

- Joe Bob Briggs

Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.

Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.

- Joe Bob Briggs

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