Author: Joe Bob Briggs

Quotes

Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.

Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.

- Joe Bob Briggs

As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager.

As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager.

- Joe Bob Briggs

Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.

Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.

- Joe Bob Briggs

Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action.

Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action.

- Joe Bob Briggs

There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.

There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.

- Joe Bob Briggs

Faith is like a kernel of wheat.

Faith is like a kernel of wheat.

- Joe Bob Briggs

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