Author: Joe Bob Briggs

Quotes

Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.

Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.

- Joe Bob Briggs

Faith is like a kernel of wheat.

Faith is like a kernel of wheat.

- Joe Bob Briggs

The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.

The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.

- Joe Bob Briggs

As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager.

As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager.

- Joe Bob Briggs

Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action.

Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action.

- Joe Bob Briggs

Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.

Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.

- Joe Bob Briggs

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