Author: Joel McHale

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E! didn't like it when we'd make fun of clips from ESPN - they'd be like, 'That's sports! That's not our audience!'

E! didn't like it when we'd make fun of clips from ESPN - they'd be like, 'That's sports! That's not our audience!'

- Joel McHale

If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.

If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.

- Joel McHale

It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to be in control of their career no matter how good the representation is.

It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to be in control of their career no matter how good the representation is.

- Joel McHale

Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.

Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.

- Joel McHale

I operate off of fear almost exclusively.

I operate off of fear almost exclusively.

- Joel McHale

In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!

In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!

- Joel McHale

The editors and the creators of 'The Bachelor' and 'The Bachelorette,' they are so good at casting and at finding these young, beautiful lunatics to go on the show.

The editors and the creators of 'The Bachelor' and 'The Bachelorette,' they are so good at casting and at finding these young, beautiful lunatics to go on the show.

- Joel McHale

Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor.

Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor.

- Joel McHale

All I care about is making jokes that are funny and making people laugh.

All I care about is making jokes that are funny and making people laugh.

- Joel McHale

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