Author: Joel McHale

Quotes

I operate off of fear almost exclusively.

I operate off of fear almost exclusively.

- Joel McHale

My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame.

My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame.

- Joel McHale

If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.

If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.

- Joel McHale

The editors and the creators of 'The Bachelor' and 'The Bachelorette,' they are so good at casting and at finding these young, beautiful lunatics to go on the show.

The editors and the creators of 'The Bachelor' and 'The Bachelorette,' they are so good at casting and at finding these young, beautiful lunatics to go on the show.

- Joel McHale

In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!

In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!

- Joel McHale

Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.

Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.

- Joel McHale

E! always wanted me to keep it to entertainment news or entertainment and no sports or anything like that, and don't get too weird.

E! always wanted me to keep it to entertainment news or entertainment and no sports or anything like that, and don't get too weird.

- Joel McHale

Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor.

Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor.

- Joel McHale

Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.

Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.

- Joel McHale

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