Author: Joel McHale

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My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame.

My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame.

- Joel McHale

If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.

If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.

- Joel McHale

E! didn't like it when we'd make fun of clips from ESPN - they'd be like, 'That's sports! That's not our audience!'

E! didn't like it when we'd make fun of clips from ESPN - they'd be like, 'That's sports! That's not our audience!'

- Joel McHale

Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.

Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.

- Joel McHale

I always excelled in sports, so I knew I had advantages there. That really gave me, like, confidence and self-esteem.

I always excelled in sports, so I knew I had advantages there. That really gave me, like, confidence and self-esteem.

- Joel McHale

E! always wanted me to keep it to entertainment news or entertainment and no sports or anything like that, and don't get too weird.

E! always wanted me to keep it to entertainment news or entertainment and no sports or anything like that, and don't get too weird.

- Joel McHale

Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.

Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.

- Joel McHale

In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!

In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!

- Joel McHale

I knew I was good at sports, and I knew I loved acting and performing, so I really dove into that, and school always became secondary.

I knew I was good at sports, and I knew I loved acting and performing, so I really dove into that, and school always became secondary.

- Joel McHale

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