Author: John Mayer

Quotes

A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring.

A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring.

- John Mayer

I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare.

I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare.

- John Mayer

Ladies, if you want to know the way to my heart... good spelling and good grammar, good punctuation, capitalize only where you are supposed to capitalize, it's done.

Ladies, if you want to know the way to my heart... good spelling and good grammar, good punctuation, capitalize only where you are supposed to capitalize, it's done.

- John Mayer

Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons?

Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons?

- John Mayer

There are people in the world who have the power to change our values.

There are people in the world who have the power to change our values.

- John Mayer

You get to a certain age where you prepare yourself for happiness. Sometimes you never remember to actually get happy.

You get to a certain age where you prepare yourself for happiness. Sometimes you never remember to actually get happy.

- John Mayer

I'd like to think the best of me was still hiding up in my sleeve.

I'd like to think the best of me was still hiding up in my sleeve.

- John Mayer

You make a choice in your life, and it affects your life in all the ways, good and bad.

You make a choice in your life, and it affects your life in all the ways, good and bad.

- John Mayer

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