Author: Johnny Knoxville

Quotes

'I know this is going to end bad, but I'm going to pretend it's going to end good.' My life's philosophy.

'I know this is going to end bad, but I'm going to pretend it's going to end good.' My life's philosophy.

- Johnny Knoxville

I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em.

I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em.

- Johnny Knoxville

Suffering will get you great footage. I don't know about closer to God. Although there have been times when I've suffered to the point where I think I might be about to meet him.

Suffering will get you great footage. I don't know about closer to God. Although there have been times when I've suffered to the point where I think I might be about to meet him.

- Johnny Knoxville

I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.

I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.

- Johnny Knoxville

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.

- Johnny Knoxville

I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't.

I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't.

- Johnny Knoxville

I love Louisiana. It's amazing.

I love Louisiana. It's amazing.

- Johnny Knoxville

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.

- Johnny Knoxville

I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian.

I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian.

- Johnny Knoxville

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