Author: Johnny Knoxville

Quotes

Suffering will get you great footage. I don't know about closer to God. Although there have been times when I've suffered to the point where I think I might be about to meet him.

Suffering will get you great footage. I don't know about closer to God. Although there have been times when I've suffered to the point where I think I might be about to meet him.

- Johnny Knoxville

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.

- Johnny Knoxville

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.

- Johnny Knoxville

I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't.

I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't.

- Johnny Knoxville

I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian.

I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian.

- Johnny Knoxville

I love Louisiana. It's amazing.

I love Louisiana. It's amazing.

- Johnny Knoxville

I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.

I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.

- Johnny Knoxville

Doctors have told me I have a high pain threshold, but I can only know what I feel. I think I'm good at minimising the pain and being indifferent to it.

Doctors have told me I have a high pain threshold, but I can only know what I feel. I think I'm good at minimising the pain and being indifferent to it.

- Johnny Knoxville

I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em.

I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em.

- Johnny Knoxville

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