Author: Johnny Knoxville

Quotes

I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em.

I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em.

- Johnny Knoxville

Doctors have told me I have a high pain threshold, but I can only know what I feel. I think I'm good at minimising the pain and being indifferent to it.

Doctors have told me I have a high pain threshold, but I can only know what I feel. I think I'm good at minimising the pain and being indifferent to it.

- Johnny Knoxville

'I know this is going to end bad, but I'm going to pretend it's going to end good.' My life's philosophy.

'I know this is going to end bad, but I'm going to pretend it's going to end good.' My life's philosophy.

- Johnny Knoxville

I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian.

I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian.

- Johnny Knoxville

I love Louisiana. It's amazing.

I love Louisiana. It's amazing.

- Johnny Knoxville

I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't.

I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't.

- Johnny Knoxville

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.

- Johnny Knoxville

I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.

I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.

- Johnny Knoxville

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.

- Johnny Knoxville

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