Author: Johnny Knoxville

Quotes

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.

- Johnny Knoxville

I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian.

I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian.

- Johnny Knoxville

I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em.

I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em.

- Johnny Knoxville

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.

- Johnny Knoxville

I love Louisiana. It's amazing.

I love Louisiana. It's amazing.

- Johnny Knoxville

Doctors have told me I have a high pain threshold, but I can only know what I feel. I think I'm good at minimising the pain and being indifferent to it.

Doctors have told me I have a high pain threshold, but I can only know what I feel. I think I'm good at minimising the pain and being indifferent to it.

- Johnny Knoxville

'I know this is going to end bad, but I'm going to pretend it's going to end good.' My life's philosophy.

'I know this is going to end bad, but I'm going to pretend it's going to end good.' My life's philosophy.

- Johnny Knoxville

I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.

I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.

- Johnny Knoxville

Suffering will get you great footage. I don't know about closer to God. Although there have been times when I've suffered to the point where I think I might be about to meet him.

Suffering will get you great footage. I don't know about closer to God. Although there have been times when I've suffered to the point where I think I might be about to meet him.

- Johnny Knoxville

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