Author: Josh Billings

Quotes

Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.

Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.

- Josh Billings

In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us.

In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us.

- Josh Billings

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.

- Josh Billings

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

- Josh Billings

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.

- Josh Billings

There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.

There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.

- Josh Billings

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

- Josh Billings

There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.

There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.

- Josh Billings

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense.

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense.

- Josh Billings

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