Author: Josh Billings

Quotes

Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.

Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.

- Josh Billings

There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.

There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.

- Josh Billings

In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us.

In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us.

- Josh Billings

Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.

Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.

- Josh Billings

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

- Josh Billings

If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time.

If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time.

- Josh Billings

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.

- Josh Billings

The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.

The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.

- Josh Billings

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

- Josh Billings

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