Author: Josh Billings

Quotes

There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.

There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.

- Josh Billings

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

- Josh Billings

If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time.

If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time.

- Josh Billings

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

- Josh Billings

Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread.

Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread.

- Josh Billings

There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.

There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.

- Josh Billings

Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.

Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.

- Josh Billings

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

- Josh Billings

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.

- Josh Billings

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