Author: Joy Behar

Quotes

It's a completely useless emotion - jealousy. I don't go there.

It's a completely useless emotion - jealousy. I don't go there.

- Joy Behar

I want a man in my life, not in my house.

I want a man in my life, not in my house.

- Joy Behar

I love a Dustbuster. You go around, pick up little crumbs, and everything is nice again.

I love a Dustbuster. You go around, pick up little crumbs, and everything is nice again.

- Joy Behar

I don't get jealous of people. Jealousy is such a waste of time because you're jealous of them, and they go about their lives and have a wonderful time, so what's the point?

I don't get jealous of people. Jealousy is such a waste of time because you're jealous of them, and they go about their lives and have a wonderful time, so what's the point?

- Joy Behar

I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food.

I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food.

- Joy Behar

I'm Italian, but some people think I'm Jewish because I work the Yiddish. I also work the Italian, by the way.

I'm Italian, but some people think I'm Jewish because I work the Yiddish. I also work the Italian, by the way.

- Joy Behar

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