Author: Julia Sweeney

Quotes

I was on stage and I was like I will pay someone to do my time, not only will I expect NOT to be paid, but I will pay someone if I can run off stage right now. It was so bad.

I was on stage and I was like I will pay someone to do my time, not only will I expect NOT to be paid, but I will pay someone if I can run off stage right now. It was so bad.

- Julia Sweeney

Why not try thinking of your life as hilarious rather than nightmarish?

Why not try thinking of your life as hilarious rather than nightmarish?

- Julia Sweeney

It was a fine cancer experience, as cancer experiences go.

It was a fine cancer experience, as cancer experiences go.

- Julia Sweeney

Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit... Santa, who was jolly - but, let's face it, he was also very judgmental.

Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit... Santa, who was jolly - but, let's face it, he was also very judgmental.

- Julia Sweeney

Well, you can't be depressed and sad 24 hours a day.

Well, you can't be depressed and sad 24 hours a day.

- Julia Sweeney

It's so weird to have someone tell you you're sick when you feel really healthy and good.

It's so weird to have someone tell you you're sick when you feel really healthy and good.

- Julia Sweeney

You know, in high school I thought Catholicism was funny and sort of ridiculous, but then I also liked it, too. Like, I definitely turned to it in times of trouble.

You know, in high school I thought Catholicism was funny and sort of ridiculous, but then I also liked it, too. Like, I definitely turned to it in times of trouble.

- Julia Sweeney

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