Author: Julia Sweeney

Quotes

Well, you can't be depressed and sad 24 hours a day.

Well, you can't be depressed and sad 24 hours a day.

- Julia Sweeney

Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen.

Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen.

- Julia Sweeney

You know, in high school I thought Catholicism was funny and sort of ridiculous, but then I also liked it, too. Like, I definitely turned to it in times of trouble.

You know, in high school I thought Catholicism was funny and sort of ridiculous, but then I also liked it, too. Like, I definitely turned to it in times of trouble.

- Julia Sweeney

Why not try thinking of your life as hilarious rather than nightmarish?

Why not try thinking of your life as hilarious rather than nightmarish?

- Julia Sweeney

It was a fine cancer experience, as cancer experiences go.

It was a fine cancer experience, as cancer experiences go.

- Julia Sweeney

I was on stage and I was like I will pay someone to do my time, not only will I expect NOT to be paid, but I will pay someone if I can run off stage right now. It was so bad.

I was on stage and I was like I will pay someone to do my time, not only will I expect NOT to be paid, but I will pay someone if I can run off stage right now. It was so bad.

- Julia Sweeney

It's so weird to have someone tell you you're sick when you feel really healthy and good.

It's so weird to have someone tell you you're sick when you feel really healthy and good.

- Julia Sweeney

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