Author: Kinky Friedman

Quotes

Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.

Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.

- Kinky Friedman

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

- Kinky Friedman

I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.

I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.

- Kinky Friedman

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.

- Kinky Friedman

A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life.

A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life.

- Kinky Friedman

We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.

We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.

- Kinky Friedman

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

- Kinky Friedman

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

- Kinky Friedman

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

- Kinky Friedman

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