Author: Kinky Friedman

Quotes

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

- Kinky Friedman

I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.

I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.

- Kinky Friedman

A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life.

A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life.

- Kinky Friedman

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.

- Kinky Friedman

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

- Kinky Friedman

I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.

I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.

- Kinky Friedman

I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.

I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.

- Kinky Friedman

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

- Kinky Friedman

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

- Kinky Friedman

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