Author: Kinky Friedman

Quotes

I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.

I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.

- Kinky Friedman

We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.

We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.

- Kinky Friedman

A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life.

A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life.

- Kinky Friedman

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

- Kinky Friedman

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

- Kinky Friedman

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.

- Kinky Friedman

Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.

Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.

- Kinky Friedman

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

- Kinky Friedman

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

- Kinky Friedman

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