Author: Kinky Friedman

Quotes

We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.

We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.

- Kinky Friedman

Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.

Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.

- Kinky Friedman

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.

- Kinky Friedman

A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life.

A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life.

- Kinky Friedman

I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.

I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.

- Kinky Friedman

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

- Kinky Friedman

I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.

I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.

- Kinky Friedman

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

- Kinky Friedman

I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.

I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.

- Kinky Friedman

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