Author: Kyle Kinane

Quotes

Sometimes your dreams come true, and it's a real drag.

Sometimes your dreams come true, and it's a real drag.

- Kyle Kinane

In 2007, I had on-paper success. I got to go to that Aspen comedy festival, which was pretty exclusive, I guess. Then I did Carson Daly. That was enough validation.

In 2007, I had on-paper success. I got to go to that Aspen comedy festival, which was pretty exclusive, I guess. Then I did Carson Daly. That was enough validation.

- Kyle Kinane

The exciting part about life is finding out what you can't do, because you don't find out until you try to do something and you're stopped.

The exciting part about life is finding out what you can't do, because you don't find out until you try to do something and you're stopped.

- Kyle Kinane

I still love a well-crafted joke. Twitter's been great for that.

I still love a well-crafted joke. Twitter's been great for that.

- Kyle Kinane

I now get to have the life I wanted when I was 18 years old. Now, I'm like, 'I can buy any skateboard I want.'

I now get to have the life I wanted when I was 18 years old. Now, I'm like, 'I can buy any skateboard I want.'

- Kyle Kinane

My theory on politics is no one really knows how it works, so I choose not to comment on stuff too outside of my league.

My theory on politics is no one really knows how it works, so I choose not to comment on stuff too outside of my league.

- Kyle Kinane

I'm glad I'm a comedian. Otherwise, my life would just be a series of undocumented low points.

I'm glad I'm a comedian. Otherwise, my life would just be a series of undocumented low points.

- Kyle Kinane

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