Author: Kyle Kinane

Quotes

My theory on politics is no one really knows how it works, so I choose not to comment on stuff too outside of my league.

My theory on politics is no one really knows how it works, so I choose not to comment on stuff too outside of my league.

- Kyle Kinane

I still love a well-crafted joke. Twitter's been great for that.

I still love a well-crafted joke. Twitter's been great for that.

- Kyle Kinane

Sometimes your dreams come true, and it's a real drag.

Sometimes your dreams come true, and it's a real drag.

- Kyle Kinane

I'm glad I'm a comedian. Otherwise, my life would just be a series of undocumented low points.

I'm glad I'm a comedian. Otherwise, my life would just be a series of undocumented low points.

- Kyle Kinane

The time that I have on this earth should just be filled with good times.

The time that I have on this earth should just be filled with good times.

- Kyle Kinane

In 2007, I had on-paper success. I got to go to that Aspen comedy festival, which was pretty exclusive, I guess. Then I did Carson Daly. That was enough validation.

In 2007, I had on-paper success. I got to go to that Aspen comedy festival, which was pretty exclusive, I guess. Then I did Carson Daly. That was enough validation.

- Kyle Kinane

I now get to have the life I wanted when I was 18 years old. Now, I'm like, 'I can buy any skateboard I want.'

I now get to have the life I wanted when I was 18 years old. Now, I'm like, 'I can buy any skateboard I want.'

- Kyle Kinane

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