Author: Larry David

Quotes

I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently.

I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently.

- Larry David

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.

- Larry David

I don't like to say anything good. I feel like I'll jinx myself.

I don't like to say anything good. I feel like I'll jinx myself.

- Larry David

Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally.

Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally.

- Larry David

My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver.

My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver.

- Larry David

All of a sudden I discovered that I'm allergic to caviar. It was the perfect metaphor for my life. When I was only able to afford bad caviar, I could certainly eat my fill of it.

All of a sudden I discovered that I'm allergic to caviar. It was the perfect metaphor for my life. When I was only able to afford bad caviar, I could certainly eat my fill of it.

- Larry David

When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.

When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.

- Larry David

Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.

Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.

- Larry David

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