Author: Laura Kightlinger

Quotes

I guess I just feel bad that I'm still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now.

I guess I just feel bad that I'm still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now.

- Laura Kightlinger

I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.

I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.

- Laura Kightlinger

I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.

I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.

- Laura Kightlinger

We've all made mistakes that are similar in just trying to get by or make some money or feel good about ourselves.

We've all made mistakes that are similar in just trying to get by or make some money or feel good about ourselves.

- Laura Kightlinger

I have to find work wherever it might be hiding.

I have to find work wherever it might be hiding.

- Laura Kightlinger

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