Author: Laura Kightlinger

Quotes

I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.

I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.

- Laura Kightlinger

I guess I just feel bad that I'm still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now.

I guess I just feel bad that I'm still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now.

- Laura Kightlinger

I have to find work wherever it might be hiding.

I have to find work wherever it might be hiding.

- Laura Kightlinger

I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.

I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.

- Laura Kightlinger

Women can really be who they are. I'm about to say the F word, feminist. Often that word has such a negative connotation.

Women can really be who they are. I'm about to say the F word, feminist. Often that word has such a negative connotation.

- Laura Kightlinger

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