Author: Laurence J. Peter

Quotes

It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.

It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.

- Laurence J. Peter

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

- Laurence J. Peter

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.

- Laurence J. Peter

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

- Laurence J. Peter

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

- Laurence J. Peter

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.

- Laurence J. Peter

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

- Laurence J. Peter

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

- Laurence J. Peter

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.

- Laurence J. Peter

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