Author: Lenny Bruce

Quotes

Communism is like one big phone company.

Communism is like one big phone company.

- Lenny Bruce

When you're eight years old nothing is your business.

When you're eight years old nothing is your business.

- Lenny Bruce

If God made the body, and the body is dirty, then the fault lies with the manufacturer.

If God made the body, and the body is dirty, then the fault lies with the manufacturer.

- Lenny Bruce

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

- Lenny Bruce

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.

- Lenny Bruce

I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

- Lenny Bruce

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

- Lenny Bruce

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.

- Lenny Bruce

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.

- Lenny Bruce

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