Author: Lewis Grizzard

Quotes

Things are more complex today, and I think humor has changed a a great deal. People are more sensitive today.

Things are more complex today, and I think humor has changed a a great deal. People are more sensitive today.

- Lewis Grizzard

I don't think I'm a bigot or a racist. But I have a truck, a Blazer. I drink beer. There are some women I do hate.

I don't think I'm a bigot or a racist. But I have a truck, a Blazer. I drink beer. There are some women I do hate.

- Lewis Grizzard

I wish one time in my life I could do what other writers do... get me a villa in Spain and go there to write a book.

I wish one time in my life I could do what other writers do... get me a villa in Spain and go there to write a book.

- Lewis Grizzard

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

- Lewis Grizzard

I gave 738 Rotary Club speeches, and it was just driving me crazy, so someone said, 'Why don't you charge money?'

I gave 738 Rotary Club speeches, and it was just driving me crazy, so someone said, 'Why don't you charge money?'

- Lewis Grizzard

I'm a staunch believer in enterprise, and I'm glad I live in a country where - I don't think some people understand this, but if I work hard, I get rewarded for it.

I'm a staunch believer in enterprise, and I'm glad I live in a country where - I don't think some people understand this, but if I work hard, I get rewarded for it.

- Lewis Grizzard

Show business is my life.

Show business is my life.

- Lewis Grizzard

Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

- Lewis Grizzard

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.

- Lewis Grizzard

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