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Author: Lewis Grizzard
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I was raised to think women had babies, stayed at home, and men worked. By the time I got ready to do it, I thought I had all the answers. Only somebody had changed the questions.
I was raised to think women had babies, stayed at home, and men worked. By the time I got ready to do it, I thought I had all the answers. Only somebody had changed the questions.
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Lewis Grizzard
Show business is my life.
Show business is my life.
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Lewis Grizzard
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
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Lewis Grizzard
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
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Lewis Grizzard
It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.
It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.
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Lewis Grizzard
I gave 738 Rotary Club speeches, and it was just driving me crazy, so someone said, 'Why don't you charge money?'
I gave 738 Rotary Club speeches, and it was just driving me crazy, so someone said, 'Why don't you charge money?'
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Lewis Grizzard
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
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Lewis Grizzard
I don't think I'm a bigot or a racist. But I have a truck, a Blazer. I drink beer. There are some women I do hate.
I don't think I'm a bigot or a racist. But I have a truck, a Blazer. I drink beer. There are some women I do hate.
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Lewis Grizzard
I wish one time in my life I could do what other writers do... get me a villa in Spain and go there to write a book.
I wish one time in my life I could do what other writers do... get me a villa in Spain and go there to write a book.
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Lewis Grizzard
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