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Author: Lewis Grizzard
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Show business is my life.
Show business is my life.
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Lewis Grizzard
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
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Lewis Grizzard
I don't think I'm a bigot or a racist. But I have a truck, a Blazer. I drink beer. There are some women I do hate.
I don't think I'm a bigot or a racist. But I have a truck, a Blazer. I drink beer. There are some women I do hate.
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Lewis Grizzard
Things are more complex today, and I think humor has changed a a great deal. People are more sensitive today.
Things are more complex today, and I think humor has changed a a great deal. People are more sensitive today.
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Lewis Grizzard
It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.
It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.
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Lewis Grizzard
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
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Lewis Grizzard
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'
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Lewis Grizzard
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
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Lewis Grizzard
I wish one time in my life I could do what other writers do... get me a villa in Spain and go there to write a book.
I wish one time in my life I could do what other writers do... get me a villa in Spain and go there to write a book.
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Lewis Grizzard
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