Author: Lewis Grizzard

Quotes

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

- Lewis Grizzard

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.

- Lewis Grizzard

Things are more complex today, and I think humor has changed a a great deal. People are more sensitive today.

Things are more complex today, and I think humor has changed a a great deal. People are more sensitive today.

- Lewis Grizzard

Show business is my life.

Show business is my life.

- Lewis Grizzard

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

- Lewis Grizzard

Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

- Lewis Grizzard

I gave 738 Rotary Club speeches, and it was just driving me crazy, so someone said, 'Why don't you charge money?'

I gave 738 Rotary Club speeches, and it was just driving me crazy, so someone said, 'Why don't you charge money?'

- Lewis Grizzard

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

- Lewis Grizzard

I was raised to think women had babies, stayed at home, and men worked. By the time I got ready to do it, I thought I had all the answers. Only somebody had changed the questions.

I was raised to think women had babies, stayed at home, and men worked. By the time I got ready to do it, I thought I had all the answers. Only somebody had changed the questions.

- Lewis Grizzard

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