Author: Lillian Gordy Carter

Quotes

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.

- Lillian Gordy Carter

Jimmy says he'll never tell a lie. Well, I lie all the time. I have to - to balance the family ticket.

Jimmy says he'll never tell a lie. Well, I lie all the time. I have to - to balance the family ticket.

- Lillian Gordy Carter

We may not return the affection of those who like us, but we always respect their good judgment.

We may not return the affection of those who like us, but we always respect their good judgment.

- Lillian Gordy Carter

Every time I think that I am getting old, and gradually going to the grave, something else happens.

Every time I think that I am getting old, and gradually going to the grave, something else happens.

- Lillian Gordy Carter

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