Author: Lillian Gordy Carter

Quotes

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.

- Lillian Gordy Carter

Every time I think that I am getting old, and gradually going to the grave, something else happens.

Every time I think that I am getting old, and gradually going to the grave, something else happens.

- Lillian Gordy Carter

I love all my children, but some of them I don't like.

I love all my children, but some of them I don't like.

- Lillian Gordy Carter

Jimmy says he'll never tell a lie. Well, I lie all the time. I have to - to balance the family ticket.

Jimmy says he'll never tell a lie. Well, I lie all the time. I have to - to balance the family ticket.

- Lillian Gordy Carter

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