Author: Marcus Brigstocke

Quotes

I don't mind not being cool; I wear a cardigan.

I don't mind not being cool; I wear a cardigan.

- Marcus Brigstocke

I spend my jollity on stage, so there is less in my own life.

I spend my jollity on stage, so there is less in my own life.

- Marcus Brigstocke

No one wants life to end. It was bad enough when my last tour came to an end.

No one wants life to end. It was bad enough when my last tour came to an end.

- Marcus Brigstocke

All my shows are therapy, trying to navigate interesting subjects so I can work them out and to be honest and say some things are beyond the wit of this man.

All my shows are therapy, trying to navigate interesting subjects so I can work them out and to be honest and say some things are beyond the wit of this man.

- Marcus Brigstocke

I'm more pompous and self-assured and determined that if - you know - if the truth can be told so as to be understood, it will be believed.

I'm more pompous and self-assured and determined that if - you know - if the truth can be told so as to be understood, it will be believed.

- Marcus Brigstocke

Catholicism has the clerical equivalent to a nut allergy - even a small exposure to change, and the whole thing will go into anaphylactic shock.

Catholicism has the clerical equivalent to a nut allergy - even a small exposure to change, and the whole thing will go into anaphylactic shock.

- Marcus Brigstocke

I find it hard to get enthusiastic about hotels because, as a touring comic, I spend a lot of time in them.

I find it hard to get enthusiastic about hotels because, as a touring comic, I spend a lot of time in them.

- Marcus Brigstocke

Offence is important; that's how you know you care about things. Imagine a life where you're not offended. So dull.

Offence is important; that's how you know you care about things. Imagine a life where you're not offended. So dull.

- Marcus Brigstocke

I find myself by default an atheist but fairly unhappily so. It would be bloody marvelous if there was a god.

I find myself by default an atheist but fairly unhappily so. It would be bloody marvelous if there was a god.

- Marcus Brigstocke

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