Author: Mark Russell

Quotes

Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.

Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.

- Mark Russell

People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.

People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.

- Mark Russell

You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.

You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.

- Mark Russell

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

- Mark Russell

The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.

The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.

- Mark Russell

Rush has done some top-notch quality work, and we're very, very pleased with them. We really enjoy working with them. They are on time and on budget, which makes me happy.

Rush has done some top-notch quality work, and we're very, very pleased with them. We really enjoy working with them. They are on time and on budget, which makes me happy.

- Mark Russell

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

- Mark Russell

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