Author: Martha MacIsaac

Quotes

Here's a trick to giving the birds-and-bees talk: You gotta do it in a car, so they can't escape. That's what all my girlfriends' parents did.

Here's a trick to giving the birds-and-bees talk: You gotta do it in a car, so they can't escape. That's what all my girlfriends' parents did.

- Martha MacIsaac

I just love being around my family during the holidays.

I just love being around my family during the holidays.

- Martha MacIsaac

Any person who says their family is perfectly functional is lying.

Any person who says their family is perfectly functional is lying.

- Martha MacIsaac

I watch 'Jeopardy!' every night and 'Wheel of Fortune' follows. And every time I'm like, 'Whoa, it's still on! This is still happening!'

I watch 'Jeopardy!' every night and 'Wheel of Fortune' follows. And every time I'm like, 'Whoa, it's still on! This is still happening!'

- Martha MacIsaac

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