Author: MaryJanice Davidson

Quotes

I love traveling, but I love the bum I married, and the bums I gave birth to, more. And the dogs. I love them, too.

I love traveling, but I love the bum I married, and the bums I gave birth to, more. And the dogs. I love them, too.

- MaryJanice Davidson

I'm more to my family than a wonderful, luminous cook. I'm also a wonderful, luminous butler and a wonderful, luminous chauffer. And checkbook. I'm a luminous checkbook, too.

I'm more to my family than a wonderful, luminous cook. I'm also a wonderful, luminous butler and a wonderful, luminous chauffer. And checkbook. I'm a luminous checkbook, too.

- MaryJanice Davidson

I can't not write funny. It's literally the only way I know how to do it.

I can't not write funny. It's literally the only way I know how to do it.

- MaryJanice Davidson

I might occasionally forget how to open a car door and have too many shower curtains, but I've got some standards.

I might occasionally forget how to open a car door and have too many shower curtains, but I've got some standards.

- MaryJanice Davidson

Being a writer is great, and being a parent is great, and I hate Marching Band.

Being a writer is great, and being a parent is great, and I hate Marching Band.

- MaryJanice Davidson

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