Author: Max Greenfield

Quotes

I love Twitter. My favorite thing to do these days is to tweet things that seem very questionable as to whether I'm joking or not.

I love Twitter. My favorite thing to do these days is to tweet things that seem very questionable as to whether I'm joking or not.

- Max Greenfield

I'm Jewish and my wife isn't so right now we're literally decorating a Christmas tree with Jewish stars draped around it.

I'm Jewish and my wife isn't so right now we're literally decorating a Christmas tree with Jewish stars draped around it.

- Max Greenfield

For a girl, the wedding is when you're married. For a guy, it's when you get engaged. It takes a real aggressive human being to back out between the ring and the wedding.

For a girl, the wedding is when you're married. For a guy, it's when you get engaged. It takes a real aggressive human being to back out between the ring and the wedding.

- Max Greenfield

When I'm in the car sometimes it's like, 'Yeah, man, just put on the pop music.' You know what I mean? I don't want to listen to Tom Waits.

When I'm in the car sometimes it's like, 'Yeah, man, just put on the pop music.' You know what I mean? I don't want to listen to Tom Waits.

- Max Greenfield

There's nothing worse than walking around and talking about your failed relationship, all day, every day, for months on end.

There's nothing worse than walking around and talking about your failed relationship, all day, every day, for months on end.

- Max Greenfield

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