Author: Mike Judge

Quotes

I didn't think I would make this much money.

I didn't think I would make this much money.

- Mike Judge

Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.

Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.

- Mike Judge

They're free because they don't know any, better. So they can just run around and do whatever, and do whatever, and most of the time they don't get caught.

They're free because they don't know any, better. So they can just run around and do whatever, and do whatever, and most of the time they don't get caught.

- Mike Judge

I went to a Catholic high school and it seemed like every time I drew something for a class project, it either got thrown away by the teacher or something.

I went to a Catholic high school and it seemed like every time I drew something for a class project, it either got thrown away by the teacher or something.

- Mike Judge

It's amazing what we can get away with and what we can't. But it's not for me to decide.

It's amazing what we can get away with and what we can't. But it's not for me to decide.

- Mike Judge

They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever.

They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever.

- Mike Judge

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