Author: Mike Myers

Quotes

Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.

Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.

- Mike Myers

Oh, you know, driving around, coming to a stop sign and an entire family, from 8 to 80, will be looking at me with that Dr. Evil look - pinkie on the mouth.

Oh, you know, driving around, coming to a stop sign and an entire family, from 8 to 80, will be looking at me with that Dr. Evil look - pinkie on the mouth.

- Mike Myers

If I went by all the rejection I've had in my career, I should have given up a long time ago.

If I went by all the rejection I've had in my career, I should have given up a long time ago.

- Mike Myers

Dr. Evil got shortchanged in the first one. The family dynamic between Scott and Dr. Evil - the adventures of being an evil single parent - needed to be explored.

Dr. Evil got shortchanged in the first one. The family dynamic between Scott and Dr. Evil - the adventures of being an evil single parent - needed to be explored.

- Mike Myers

On my death bed, I'm not going to say, 'God I wish I did more movies.' I'm perfectly happy I was present for the ones I did.

On my death bed, I'm not going to say, 'God I wish I did more movies.' I'm perfectly happy I was present for the ones I did.

- Mike Myers

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

- Mike Myers

I love making comedy. I never stopped loving it. I will continue to love it and I can't believe that I get to do it.

I love making comedy. I never stopped loving it. I will continue to love it and I can't believe that I get to do it.

- Mike Myers

The interesting thing about life is, there is what you think is going to happen, and what actually happens.

The interesting thing about life is, there is what you think is going to happen, and what actually happens.

- Mike Myers

My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration.

My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration.

- Mike Myers

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