Author: Mike Royko

Quotes

God tipped the country and all the fruits and nuts rolled west.

God tipped the country and all the fruits and nuts rolled west.

- Mike Royko

Contrary to popular belief. It's much wiser to take money from the poor than the rich.

Contrary to popular belief. It's much wiser to take money from the poor than the rich.

- Mike Royko

When Michael Jordan quit, I suddenly found myself without a sports hero.

When Michael Jordan quit, I suddenly found myself without a sports hero.

- Mike Royko

It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway', but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.

It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway', but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.

- Mike Royko

There is only one way to solve the alleged crisis of the erosion of 'family values.' And that is to get right down to the root cause of the problem.

There is only one way to solve the alleged crisis of the erosion of 'family values.' And that is to get right down to the root cause of the problem.

- Mike Royko

Hollywood has always been political. They consider it their right and duty to tell us what is politically good and right.

Hollywood has always been political. They consider it their right and duty to tell us what is politically good and right.

- Mike Royko

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