Author: Mort Sahl

Quotes

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.

- Mort Sahl

My life needs editing.

My life needs editing.

- Mort Sahl

Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.

Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.

- Mort Sahl

I used to go to two movies every week for the Saturday matinee when I was a kid.

I used to go to two movies every week for the Saturday matinee when I was a kid.

- Mort Sahl

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