Author: Nick Offerman

Quotes

I've learned through experience that to trouble celebrities with my handshake doesn't do anybody any good.

I've learned through experience that to trouble celebrities with my handshake doesn't do anybody any good.

- Nick Offerman

I have a wonderfully hedonistic appetite, and if I wasn't really strict with myself, I'd weigh 300 pounds. I'm not good with moderation.

I have a wonderfully hedonistic appetite, and if I wasn't really strict with myself, I'd weigh 300 pounds. I'm not good with moderation.

- Nick Offerman

Meat is a big deal in my life. I do love breakfast food, but I don't think that's extraordinary. I'm a normal American. We love eggs and meat and potatoes and gravy.

Meat is a big deal in my life. I do love breakfast food, but I don't think that's extraordinary. I'm a normal American. We love eggs and meat and potatoes and gravy.

- Nick Offerman

It's funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent.

It's funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent.

- Nick Offerman

I come from a family of fishermen. Fishing is very important to us. We don't hunt. We're not gun folk.

I come from a family of fishermen. Fishing is very important to us. We don't hunt. We're not gun folk.

- Nick Offerman

I always had a lot of confidence in my work and the unique flavor I like to bring to my characters, but you know I'm not a huge dreamer.

I always had a lot of confidence in my work and the unique flavor I like to bring to my characters, but you know I'm not a huge dreamer.

- Nick Offerman

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