Author: Nikki Glaser

Quotes

I won't tackle something like furries, because there's nothing new to say. Also, I won't do anything that I think will put my life at risk.

I won't tackle something like furries, because there's nothing new to say. Also, I won't do anything that I think will put my life at risk.

- Nikki Glaser

All my relatives and friends have been pretty aware of my brand of humor for a while, so none of them have been shocked.

All my relatives and friends have been pretty aware of my brand of humor for a while, so none of them have been shocked.

- Nikki Glaser

The best stuff - the most interesting stuff - usually happens when I allow myself to be in the moment and working from that space.

The best stuff - the most interesting stuff - usually happens when I allow myself to be in the moment and working from that space.

- Nikki Glaser

Funny is funny. If it's funny enough to women, it will be funny to men. I think that's been proven by Broad City and Amy Schumer. They're killing it.

Funny is funny. If it's funny enough to women, it will be funny to men. I think that's been proven by Broad City and Amy Schumer. They're killing it.

- Nikki Glaser

I'm learning that if you put yourself out there and make fun of yourself first, it really does work. People can't really make fun of you.

I'm learning that if you put yourself out there and make fun of yourself first, it really does work. People can't really make fun of you.

- Nikki Glaser

I like guys with a sense of humor who smile a lot and are kind.

I like guys with a sense of humor who smile a lot and are kind.

- Nikki Glaser

I think people are afraid of the concept of open relationships. Like, 'I will not accept this.' They don't have to! No one is telling them to. But it might work for other people.

I think people are afraid of the concept of open relationships. Like, 'I will not accept this.' They don't have to! No one is telling them to. But it might work for other people.

- Nikki Glaser

I went and hung out at a foot fetish party, and I knew that was a very popular fetish to have, but I didn't realize how amazing it would be to have it.

I went and hung out at a foot fetish party, and I knew that was a very popular fetish to have, but I didn't realize how amazing it would be to have it.

- Nikki Glaser

I don't know what that is because to me, Feb. 14 is Rob Thomas' birthday, and that's only what I acknowledge it as. I just like to celebrate that as Rob Thomas' birthday.

I don't know what that is because to me, Feb. 14 is Rob Thomas' birthday, and that's only what I acknowledge it as. I just like to celebrate that as Rob Thomas' birthday.

- Nikki Glaser

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