Author: Paul Lynde

Quotes

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.

- Paul Lynde

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

- Paul Lynde

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

- Paul Lynde

My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.

My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.

- Paul Lynde

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

- Paul Lynde

The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.

The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.

- Paul Lynde

My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way.

My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way.

- Paul Lynde

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