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Author: Paula Poundstone
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I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.
I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.
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Paula Poundstone
I mean, I do love clever and witty, but I think that the 'Three Stooges' were geniuses. They'd have to be for their appeal to have lasted this long.
I mean, I do love clever and witty, but I think that the 'Three Stooges' were geniuses. They'd have to be for their appeal to have lasted this long.
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Paula Poundstone
I'm thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going.
I'm thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going.
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Paula Poundstone
I only do two things in my life, and that's take care of my kids and work. Fortunately, these are my favorite things to do, so it works out.
I only do two things in my life, and that's take care of my kids and work. Fortunately, these are my favorite things to do, so it works out.
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Paula Poundstone
How do you come back? It's one step at a time. I'm optimistic because I don't know what else to be.
How do you come back? It's one step at a time. I'm optimistic because I don't know what else to be.
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Paula Poundstone
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
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Paula Poundstone
I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.
I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.
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Paula Poundstone
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
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Paula Poundstone
I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family.
I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family.
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Paula Poundstone
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