Author: Pauly Shore

Quotes

Death isn't a funny thing. We're all lucky to be living.

Death isn't a funny thing. We're all lucky to be living.

- Pauly Shore

My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic.

My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic.

- Pauly Shore

That's the biggest rule in Hollywood: Don't spend your own money.

That's the biggest rule in Hollywood: Don't spend your own money.

- Pauly Shore

Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer.

Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer.

- Pauly Shore

I'm into politics - I'm interested in the election and how pissed off people get.

I'm into politics - I'm interested in the election and how pissed off people get.

- Pauly Shore

I want to show all sides of myself. I mean, I don't want to howl at the moon my whole life, you know?

I want to show all sides of myself. I mean, I don't want to howl at the moon my whole life, you know?

- Pauly Shore

'Entourage' is a staple L.A.-based show, and people say it's pretty real, and I thought it was. It's an exaggeration of the truth.

'Entourage' is a staple L.A.-based show, and people say it's pretty real, and I thought it was. It's an exaggeration of the truth.

- Pauly Shore

Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me.

Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me.

- Pauly Shore

The best comedy to me - and again, I grew up with comedy since I was a baby, so I've seen it all - is when you exaggerate the truth, like Richard Pryor did, you understand?

The best comedy to me - and again, I grew up with comedy since I was a baby, so I've seen it all - is when you exaggerate the truth, like Richard Pryor did, you understand?

- Pauly Shore

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