Author: Pauly Shore

Quotes

My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic.

My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic.

- Pauly Shore

Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer.

Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer.

- Pauly Shore

I was one of the first veejays to take the camera out on location, and that's what was unique about MTV at that time.

I was one of the first veejays to take the camera out on location, and that's what was unique about MTV at that time.

- Pauly Shore

That's the biggest rule in Hollywood: Don't spend your own money.

That's the biggest rule in Hollywood: Don't spend your own money.

- Pauly Shore

Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me.

Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me.

- Pauly Shore

I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me.

I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me.

- Pauly Shore

My 20s were a time where I made it; my 30s were when I was away, confused, and trying to figure it all out.

My 20s were a time where I made it; my 30s were when I was away, confused, and trying to figure it all out.

- Pauly Shore

'Entourage' is a staple L.A.-based show, and people say it's pretty real, and I thought it was. It's an exaggeration of the truth.

'Entourage' is a staple L.A.-based show, and people say it's pretty real, and I thought it was. It's an exaggeration of the truth.

- Pauly Shore

I want to show all sides of myself. I mean, I don't want to howl at the moon my whole life, you know?

I want to show all sides of myself. I mean, I don't want to howl at the moon my whole life, you know?

- Pauly Shore

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