Author: Penn Jillette

Quotes

Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying, 'I can't make this other food taste good, so I'll throw in bacon.'

Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying, 'I can't make this other food taste good, so I'll throw in bacon.'

- Penn Jillette

The only secret of magic is that I'm willing to work harder on it than you think it's worth.

The only secret of magic is that I'm willing to work harder on it than you think it's worth.

- Penn Jillette

Don't waste too much time wishing, hoping, and being envious; it'll make you bugnutty.

Don't waste too much time wishing, hoping, and being envious; it'll make you bugnutty.

- Penn Jillette

Democracy without respect for individual rights sucks. It's just ganging up against the weird kid, and I'm always the weird kid.

Democracy without respect for individual rights sucks. It's just ganging up against the weird kid, and I'm always the weird kid.

- Penn Jillette

'Psycho' is fascinating philosophically, because the point of 'Psycho' is that everything that's bad happens because of love.

'Psycho' is fascinating philosophically, because the point of 'Psycho' is that everything that's bad happens because of love.

- Penn Jillette

I'm an amazing mama's boy.

I'm an amazing mama's boy.

- Penn Jillette

The highest ideals are human intelligence, creativity and love. Respect these above all.

The highest ideals are human intelligence, creativity and love. Respect these above all.

- Penn Jillette

I love the feeling of shredded wheat. I love healthy bird food with a fun-to-eat feel. Then you spray them with sugar, and I'm there.

I love the feeling of shredded wheat. I love healthy bird food with a fun-to-eat feel. Then you spray them with sugar, and I'm there.

- Penn Jillette

If you like the stuff I do, my chances of liking you go up.

If you like the stuff I do, my chances of liking you go up.

- Penn Jillette

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