Author: Phyllis Battelle

Quotes

A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see the guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking a cigar and saying long-time-no-see.

A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see the guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking a cigar and saying long-time-no-see.

- Phyllis Battelle

For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.

For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.

- Phyllis Battelle

If you haven't had at least a slight poetic crack in the heart, you have been cheated by nature.

If you haven't had at least a slight poetic crack in the heart, you have been cheated by nature.

- Phyllis Battelle

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