Author: Ray Romano

Quotes

I just go to work, come home. And my wife lets me throw my clothes on the floor, and she doesn't say anything, so I must be making some money.

I just go to work, come home. And my wife lets me throw my clothes on the floor, and she doesn't say anything, so I must be making some money.

- Ray Romano

My joke used to be about my father and Peter Boyle: that anything you see Peter Boyle do on TV, my father has done in real life without pants on.

My joke used to be about my father and Peter Boyle: that anything you see Peter Boyle do on TV, my father has done in real life without pants on.

- Ray Romano

Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.

Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.

- Ray Romano

I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived.

I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived.

- Ray Romano

If I had never gotten famous or rich, I think I'd be equally neurotic.

If I had never gotten famous or rich, I think I'd be equally neurotic.

- Ray Romano

I love standup and I haven't given it up.

I love standup and I haven't given it up.

- Ray Romano

I do what I do because I love it.

I do what I do because I love it.

- Ray Romano

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