Author: Richard Belzer

Quotes

My grandmother was very funny. It skipped a generation.

My grandmother was very funny. It skipped a generation.

- Richard Belzer

If you tell a lie that's big enough, and you tell it often enough, people will believe you're telling the truth, even if what you're saying is total crap.

If you tell a lie that's big enough, and you tell it often enough, people will believe you're telling the truth, even if what you're saying is total crap.

- Richard Belzer

To be able to work for 20 years as an actor in an industry that is not so predictable, I'm grateful every day. I'll do it till I drop, I guess - or drop out.

To be able to work for 20 years as an actor in an industry that is not so predictable, I'm grateful every day. I'll do it till I drop, I guess - or drop out.

- Richard Belzer

The number one job for me is to make people laugh. If I can also make people think, then that's a cool thing.

The number one job for me is to make people laugh. If I can also make people think, then that's a cool thing.

- Richard Belzer

I secretly nurtured the idea of being in show business but was always terrified of it. I had every fear you could possibly imagine associated with performing.

I secretly nurtured the idea of being in show business but was always terrified of it. I had every fear you could possibly imagine associated with performing.

- Richard Belzer

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