Author: Richard Belzer

Quotes

The number one job for me is to make people laugh. If I can also make people think, then that's a cool thing.

The number one job for me is to make people laugh. If I can also make people think, then that's a cool thing.

- Richard Belzer

I went to several public schools. I went to religious school. I was thrown out of Hebrew school, which was the final straw. They said, 'God doesn't like you anymore. Go eat pork.'

I went to several public schools. I went to religious school. I was thrown out of Hebrew school, which was the final straw. They said, 'God doesn't like you anymore. Go eat pork.'

- Richard Belzer

I secretly nurtured the idea of being in show business but was always terrified of it. I had every fear you could possibly imagine associated with performing.

I secretly nurtured the idea of being in show business but was always terrified of it. I had every fear you could possibly imagine associated with performing.

- Richard Belzer

If you tell a lie that's big enough, and you tell it often enough, people will believe you're telling the truth, even if what you're saying is total crap.

If you tell a lie that's big enough, and you tell it often enough, people will believe you're telling the truth, even if what you're saying is total crap.

- Richard Belzer

My grandmother was very funny. It skipped a generation.

My grandmother was very funny. It skipped a generation.

- Richard Belzer

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