Author: Robert Byrne

Quotes

If you know a good player who is tempted by pool hustling, introduce him at once to a career guidance counselor, a psychotherapist, or a surgeon who does lobotomies.

If you know a good player who is tempted by pool hustling, introduce him at once to a career guidance counselor, a psychotherapist, or a surgeon who does lobotomies.

- Robert Byrne

Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.

Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.

- Robert Byrne

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

- Robert Byrne

No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.

No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.

- Robert Byrne

There is money to be made giving trick-shot shows at schools, clubs, tournaments, and even shopping centers. Pool shows on television almost always include a few fancy shots.

There is money to be made giving trick-shot shows at schools, clubs, tournaments, and even shopping centers. Pool shows on television almost always include a few fancy shots.

- Robert Byrne

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.

- Robert Byrne

Winter is nature's way of saying, 'Up yours.'

Winter is nature's way of saying, 'Up yours.'

- Robert Byrne

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.

- Robert Byrne

A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.

A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.

- Robert Byrne

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