Author: Robert Orben

Quotes

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

- Robert Orben

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.

- Robert Orben

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

- Robert Orben

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

- Robert Orben

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

- Robert Orben

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.

- Robert Orben

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

- Robert Orben

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

- Robert Orben

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

- Robert Orben

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