Author: Robert Orben

Quotes

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

- Robert Orben

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

- Robert Orben

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

- Robert Orben

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

- Robert Orben

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

- Robert Orben

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

- Robert Orben

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

- Robert Orben

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

- Robert Orben

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

- Robert Orben

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