Author: Robert Orben

Quotes

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

- Robert Orben

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

- Robert Orben

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

- Robert Orben

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

- Robert Orben

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

- Robert Orben

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

- Robert Orben

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

- Robert Orben

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

- Robert Orben

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

- Robert Orben

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