Author: Robert Orben

Quotes

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.

- Robert Orben

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

- Robert Orben

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

- Robert Orben

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.

- Robert Orben

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

- Robert Orben

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

- Robert Orben

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

- Robert Orben

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

- Robert Orben

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

- Robert Orben

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