Author: Robert Orben

Quotes

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

- Robert Orben

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

- Robert Orben

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

- Robert Orben

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

- Robert Orben

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

- Robert Orben

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

- Robert Orben

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

- Robert Orben

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

- Robert Orben

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

- Robert Orben

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