Author: Robert Orben

Quotes

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.

- Robert Orben

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.

- Robert Orben

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

- Robert Orben

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

- Robert Orben

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

- Robert Orben

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

- Robert Orben

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

- Robert Orben

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

- Robert Orben

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

- Robert Orben

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