Author: Robert Orben

Quotes

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

- Robert Orben

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

- Robert Orben

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

- Robert Orben

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

- Robert Orben

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

- Robert Orben

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

- Robert Orben

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

- Robert Orben

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

- Robert Orben

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

- Robert Orben

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