Author: Robert Orben

Quotes

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

- Robert Orben

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

- Robert Orben

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

- Robert Orben

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

- Robert Orben

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?

- Robert Orben

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.

- Robert Orben

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.

- Robert Orben

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

- Robert Orben

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

- Robert Orben

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