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Author: Rodney Dangerfield
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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Rodney Dangerfield
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
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Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
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Rodney Dangerfield
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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Rodney Dangerfield
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
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Rodney Dangerfield
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
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Rodney Dangerfield
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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Rodney Dangerfield
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
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Rodney Dangerfield
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
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Rodney Dangerfield
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