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Author: Rodney Dangerfield
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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Rodney Dangerfield
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
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Rodney Dangerfield
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
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Rodney Dangerfield
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
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Rodney Dangerfield
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
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Rodney Dangerfield
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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Rodney Dangerfield
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
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Rodney Dangerfield
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
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Rodney Dangerfield
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