Author: Ron White

Quotes

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

- Ron White

Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.

Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.

- Ron White

Donald Trump - and I don't dislike Donald one single bit - has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.

Donald Trump - and I don't dislike Donald one single bit - has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.

- Ron White

I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.

I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.

- Ron White

We always go out looking for live music after our shows.

We always go out looking for live music after our shows.

- Ron White

The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.

The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.

- Ron White

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!

- Ron White

I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.

I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.

- Ron White

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