Author: Ron White

Quotes

Donald Trump - and I don't dislike Donald one single bit - has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.

Donald Trump - and I don't dislike Donald one single bit - has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.

- Ron White

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!

- Ron White

I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.

I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.

- Ron White

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

- Ron White

The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.

The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.

- Ron White

We always go out looking for live music after our shows.

We always go out looking for live music after our shows.

- Ron White

I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.

I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.

- Ron White

The next time you have a thought... let it go.

The next time you have a thought... let it go.

- Ron White

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