Author: Ruby Wax

Quotes

I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people.

I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people.

- Ruby Wax

I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced.

I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced.

- Ruby Wax

Being a mother is hard and it wasn't a subject I ever studied.

Being a mother is hard and it wasn't a subject I ever studied.

- Ruby Wax

I've told so many lies about my age I don't know how old I am myself.

I've told so many lies about my age I don't know how old I am myself.

- Ruby Wax

College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil.

College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil.

- Ruby Wax

Nannies love working in our house because they never know who's gonna walk through the door.

Nannies love working in our house because they never know who's gonna walk through the door.

- Ruby Wax

I am lucky to have good Polish skin that doesn't wrinkle so I might be around for a few years yet.

I am lucky to have good Polish skin that doesn't wrinkle so I might be around for a few years yet.

- Ruby Wax

You have to be great friends and make each other laugh. We laugh a lot and neither is jealous of the other.

You have to be great friends and make each other laugh. We laugh a lot and neither is jealous of the other.

- Ruby Wax

I have to keep reminding myself that I am their mother. Sometimes we are sitting at home and I feel like we are waiting for our mom to come home.

I have to keep reminding myself that I am their mother. Sometimes we are sitting at home and I feel like we are waiting for our mom to come home.

- Ruby Wax

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