Author: S. J. Perelman

Quotes

I'll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they've gone, I'll get along. I started off living on gruel, and by God, I can always go back to it again.

I'll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they've gone, I'll get along. I started off living on gruel, and by God, I can always go back to it again.

- S. J. Perelman

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.

- S. J. Perelman

He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I helped him bite it.

He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I helped him bite it.

- S. J. Perelman

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.

- S. J. Perelman

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