Author: Sam Levenson

Quotes

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

- Sam Levenson

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.

- Sam Levenson

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

- Sam Levenson

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

- Sam Levenson

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'

- Sam Levenson

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.

- Sam Levenson

Our parents set the moral tone of the family. They expected more of some of us and less of others, but never less than they thought we were capable of.

Our parents set the moral tone of the family. They expected more of some of us and less of others, but never less than they thought we were capable of.

- Sam Levenson

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

- Sam Levenson

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.

- Sam Levenson

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