Author: Spike Milligan

Quotes

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

- Spike Milligan

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

- Spike Milligan

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

- Spike Milligan

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

- Spike Milligan

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

- Spike Milligan

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

- Spike Milligan

Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.

Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.

- Spike Milligan

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