Author: Steve Martin

Quotes

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

- Steve Martin

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

- Steve Martin

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.

- Steve Martin

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

- Steve Martin

I just believe that the interesting time in a career is pre-success, what shaped things, how did you get to this point.

I just believe that the interesting time in a career is pre-success, what shaped things, how did you get to this point.

- Steve Martin

I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.

I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.

- Steve Martin

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

- Steve Martin

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

- Steve Martin

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

- Steve Martin

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