Author: Steve Martin

Quotes

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

- Steve Martin

When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well.

When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well.

- Steve Martin

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

- Steve Martin

I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.

I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.

- Steve Martin

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

- Steve Martin

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

- Steve Martin

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

- Steve Martin

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

- Steve Martin

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

- Steve Martin

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