Author: Steve Martin

Quotes

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

- Steve Martin

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.

- Steve Martin

I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.

I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.

- Steve Martin

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

- Steve Martin

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

- Steve Martin

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

- Steve Martin

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

- Steve Martin

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

- Steve Martin

I just believe that the interesting time in a career is pre-success, what shaped things, how did you get to this point.

I just believe that the interesting time in a career is pre-success, what shaped things, how did you get to this point.

- Steve Martin

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