Author: Steve Schirripa

Quotes

In every movie and every TV show, the dads are morons. And dads tend to react by doing what dads do best: They check out. They say, 'Ask your mother.'

In every movie and every TV show, the dads are morons. And dads tend to react by doing what dads do best: They check out. They say, 'Ask your mother.'

- Steve Schirripa

I tell my kids, 'I'm your father, not your friend - but I'm also the best friend you're ever going to have because no one is going to care for you the way I care about you.'

I tell my kids, 'I'm your father, not your friend - but I'm also the best friend you're ever going to have because no one is going to care for you the way I care about you.'

- Steve Schirripa

There's no such thing as quality time; there's only quantity time.

There's no such thing as quality time; there's only quantity time.

- Steve Schirripa

Moms and daughters can negotiate over anything, and they can go on longer than it took to settle the Vietnam War.

Moms and daughters can negotiate over anything, and they can go on longer than it took to settle the Vietnam War.

- Steve Schirripa

I've worked too hard all my life to have my kids control my life.

I've worked too hard all my life to have my kids control my life.

- Steve Schirripa

If it's time for your character to go, it's time for your character to go - you know what I mean? That's it. It doesn't matter who you are.

If it's time for your character to go, it's time for your character to go - you know what I mean? That's it. It doesn't matter who you are.

- Steve Schirripa

Everybody thinks they have the answer to how to be a good parent. Here's mine: Everybody's gonna make mistakes.

Everybody thinks they have the answer to how to be a good parent. Here's mine: Everybody's gonna make mistakes.

- Steve Schirripa

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