Author: Terry Pratchett

Quotes

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

- Terry Pratchett

Never trust any complicated cocktail that remains perfectly clear until the last ingredient goes in, and then immediately clouds.

Never trust any complicated cocktail that remains perfectly clear until the last ingredient goes in, and then immediately clouds.

- Terry Pratchett

It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.

It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.

- Terry Pratchett

Fantasy is uni-age. You can start it in the creche, and it follows you to death.

Fantasy is uni-age. You can start it in the creche, and it follows you to death.

- Terry Pratchett

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

- Terry Pratchett

Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.

Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.

- Terry Pratchett

This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.

This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.

- Terry Pratchett

They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.

They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.

- Terry Pratchett

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