Author: Terry Pratchett

Quotes

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

- Terry Pratchett

It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.

It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.

- Terry Pratchett

Never trust any complicated cocktail that remains perfectly clear until the last ingredient goes in, and then immediately clouds.

Never trust any complicated cocktail that remains perfectly clear until the last ingredient goes in, and then immediately clouds.

- Terry Pratchett

Fantasy is uni-age. You can start it in the creche, and it follows you to death.

Fantasy is uni-age. You can start it in the creche, and it follows you to death.

- Terry Pratchett

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

- Terry Pratchett

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

- Terry Pratchett

They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.

They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.

- Terry Pratchett

This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.

This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.

- Terry Pratchett

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