Author: Tim Allen

Quotes

I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car.

I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car.

- Tim Allen

I love doing logos. I've been a graphic artist all my life.

I love doing logos. I've been a graphic artist all my life.

- Tim Allen

I have an only child. She's so independent and good with adults.

I have an only child. She's so independent and good with adults.

- Tim Allen

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

- Tim Allen

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

- Tim Allen

I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

- Tim Allen

In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.

In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.

- Tim Allen

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

- Tim Allen

I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system?

I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system?

- Tim Allen

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