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Author: Tim Allen
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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
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Tim Allen
I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car.
I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car.
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Tim Allen
I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
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Tim Allen
I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system?
I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system?
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Tim Allen
I love doing logos. I've been a graphic artist all my life.
I love doing logos. I've been a graphic artist all my life.
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Tim Allen
Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
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Tim Allen
Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
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Tim Allen
I have an only child. She's so independent and good with adults.
I have an only child. She's so independent and good with adults.
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Tim Allen
Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
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Tim Allen
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