Author: Tim Allen

Quotes

Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.

Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.

- Tim Allen

I have an only child. She's so independent and good with adults.

I have an only child. She's so independent and good with adults.

- Tim Allen

I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

- Tim Allen

I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system?

I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system?

- Tim Allen

I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car.

I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car.

- Tim Allen

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.

- Tim Allen

I love doing logos. I've been a graphic artist all my life.

I love doing logos. I've been a graphic artist all my life.

- Tim Allen

In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.

In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.

- Tim Allen

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

- Tim Allen

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