Author: Tim Heidecker

Quotes

There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.

There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.

- Tim Heidecker

I'll go to see movies, but I also love being at home on my couch and pausing every 10 minutes to pee.

I'll go to see movies, but I also love being at home on my couch and pausing every 10 minutes to pee.

- Tim Heidecker

I think the great sketch shows, like 'Python' and 'Mr. Show,' they didn't stick around for very long. There's something kind of cool about that.

I think the great sketch shows, like 'Python' and 'Mr. Show,' they didn't stick around for very long. There's something kind of cool about that.

- Tim Heidecker

Nothing impresses the ladies like a clean, pressed pair of khakis and a large pattern shirt featuring either classic cars, mojitos or men playing golf.

Nothing impresses the ladies like a clean, pressed pair of khakis and a large pattern shirt featuring either classic cars, mojitos or men playing golf.

- Tim Heidecker

Well, I love Bob Dylan, let's make that clear. He's one of my musical heroes.

Well, I love Bob Dylan, let's make that clear. He's one of my musical heroes.

- Tim Heidecker

I'm always in situations where you can't be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway.

I'm always in situations where you can't be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway.

- Tim Heidecker

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