Author: Tim Heidecker

Quotes

I'm always in situations where you can't be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway.

I'm always in situations where you can't be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway.

- Tim Heidecker

There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.

There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.

- Tim Heidecker

Online piracy needs to be dealt with itself, because people are just wholesale stealing people's work and not paying for it. It's very hard to figure out a way to fix it.

Online piracy needs to be dealt with itself, because people are just wholesale stealing people's work and not paying for it. It's very hard to figure out a way to fix it.

- Tim Heidecker

I'll go to see movies, but I also love being at home on my couch and pausing every 10 minutes to pee.

I'll go to see movies, but I also love being at home on my couch and pausing every 10 minutes to pee.

- Tim Heidecker

Well, I love Bob Dylan, let's make that clear. He's one of my musical heroes.

Well, I love Bob Dylan, let's make that clear. He's one of my musical heroes.

- Tim Heidecker

Nothing impresses the ladies like a clean, pressed pair of khakis and a large pattern shirt featuring either classic cars, mojitos or men playing golf.

Nothing impresses the ladies like a clean, pressed pair of khakis and a large pattern shirt featuring either classic cars, mojitos or men playing golf.

- Tim Heidecker

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